NEEDLESS TO SAY

Apparently there is a chastity movement afoot. You can read all about it right here in the New York Times. What I want to know is, what if it catches on? Will they need their own magazine?

Dear Purity,

I used to think these letters were "made up" but I sure don't any more! The first time I saw my history professor I got weak in the knees, and I was sitting down! Well, you can bet I had a lot of things I needed to talk to her about because of her long flowing red hair and babealicious bod. When I got to her office she told me to close and lock the door and gave me this look that made me weak. Then she leaned across the desk and said in this low sexy voice, "Unless you are willing to see if we are seriously committed to spending our lives together, I am not going to have sex with you." Well, it was completely obvious that we were inappropriately matched in a number of ways and would never marry. Needless to say, we didn't have sex.

Sincerely,

College dude with beer.

P.S. Her superhot sister agrees and she is coming to my room tonight! Needless to say, I am not going to have sex with her, either.