MANLY THOUGHTS

It is better for a man to go out and take fate by the horns and grapple with it and subdue it than to have fate embarrass him by mincing into his office in a dress.

Men are capable of fathomless evil. On the other hand, some men are capable of evil that is marked "no diving."

All men hurt the thing they love. The thing they shouldn't hurt at all. They always take. The sweetest rose. And crush it till the petals fall.

Men require more to be reminded than informed. Of course they need a lot of reminding, especially about leaving the toilet seat down. Look, what is it with this toilet seat thing? Did it ever occur to women that it's a pain to have to lift UP the toilet seat too?