BRING ME MY HORNRIMMED GLASSES AND MY POCKET PROTECTOR, I'M LISTENING TO THE SHORT WAVE

Michelle Malkin, the right wing answer to Madame Defarge, is host to a limited bunch of equally rabid Republican commenters, and you can watch them squabble about Giuliani and the Pat Robertson endorsement here. As to Giuliani, they sound like a kid being forced to eat spinach.

PARENT: Eat this.

KID: I hate it.

PARENT: You have to eat it.

KID: No. I hate it. It tastes bad.

PARENT: It might taste bad but you'll thank me later.

KID: No.

PARENT: Do you know what is going to happen to you if you don't eat this?

KID: (Cries)

PARENT: THAT'S RIGHT! HILLARY WILL COME! SHE WILL COME OUT OF THE CLOSET AT NIGHT! AND SHE WILL GET YOU!

KID: It's still spinach.