"Look what you did!"

"What do you mean look what I did! You told me to cut the green wire first!"

"I told you! You're the MAN! You're SUPPOSED to cut the right wire no matter WHAT I tell you! You're supposed to be ABOUT to cut one wire and then you SWITCH--"

"Not if you say 'I love you'! Once you say that it has to be the right wire!"

"It does NOT! That just makes it more poignant! NOW what are you going to do, you asshole!"

"Stop BLAMING everybody for everything. That's JUST like your mother."