CONCERNING SOMETHING--I CAN'T THINK JUST WHAT

GUY 1: So, how's it feel to hold that bucket of shit up against the ceiling with a broomstick for four years?

GUY 2: It sucks, and there's shit leaking out all over me besides.

GUY 1: Oh, that's no problem. Just push a little harder against the bucket.

GUY 2: Hey, you're right! There's less shit leaking out!

GUY 1: You have to admit I have good ideas.

GUY 2: You do! You really do! You're, like, a first-class idea dude!

GUY 1: Just don't nod your head so hard, okay?