To our Xbox Community:

You'll be glad to know that the XBox 300.1 version omits the little wheels on the bottom so it can't move across the floor and trip people any more. The chip that emitted the little giggle is also gone, although our customers said that only happened if customers actually fell down, and only the older ones.

Certain other hardware problems have caused the underage characters in Final Fantasy V to behave in ways that some parents have found disturbing. Although there is nothing we can do about this, we assure you that most teenagers don't do stuff like that until they are at least fourteen.