SUPREME COURT OF PAKISTAN REINSTATES CHIEF JUSTICE; OPINION DUE IN 2015

I am still at work on translating the Supreme Court of Pakistan's Order giving the Chief Justice back his job. Unfortunately the Urdu is difficult. Hey, look, I'm doing my best here.

IN THE عدالت عظمیٰ of عدالت عظمیٰ

THIS MATTER having been brought before the hn'ble عدالت عظمیٰعدالت عظمیٰ by the hn'ble' عدالت عظمیٰعدالت عظمیٰ, attorneys for the great President عدالت عظمیٰعدالت عظمیٰ who is in actuality a عدالت عظمیٰعدالت عظمیٰ and a silly عدالت عظمیٰعدالت عظمیٰ IT IS HEREBY ORDERED as follows:

1. The Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of Pakistan is rehired, even though he was never fired because the Hon'ble' PRESIDENT MUSHARRAF who is a عدالت عظمیٰعدالت عظمیٰعدالت عظمیٰ and whose mother is a عدالت عظمیٰعدالت عظمیٰ had no power to fire him. This sounds complicated but it isn't, except maybe for President Musharraf who has the brains of a عدالت عظمیٰ.

2. The Hn'b'l CHIEF JUSTICE is awarded back pay of twelve million rupees.

3. SIX MILLION RUPEES of the above are to be divided among the seventeen Justices who in the meantime have had to pick up the slack, which meant deciding cases filed as late as 1975.

4. A very fine welcome back to the Chief Justice, who it is said has taken advantage of his leisure time to get lots of عدالت عظمیٰ !

BY:

عدالت عظمیٰJ.
عدالت عظمیٰJ.
عدالت عظمیٰJ.

Others to sign after lunch.